I would like Jason Segel to eat this picture: http://i.imgur.com/sPzHc1O.jpg
I will not stop. #eatmyfacesegel
This is the most simplistic, yet excitingly brilliant idea I’ve seen in months. Why do this? Paper? Why would Jason Segel eat paper with your face on it? WHO CARES?! You know he will catch wind of this and then it’s on him; are you going to let this kid eat your paper face every day until he inevitably goes to the hospital? Are you willing to have his sickness on your hands like that or will you man up and eat some kids face on a piece of paper once and make it stop?! Absolutely love this and will watch it daily, fingers crossed he goes at least a few weeks.