That happens to anyone of my friends that are fairly healthy and I’m not lending a single hand to help them out. First off, clearly your fault for even going out on the ice, how’s that a good idea? More importantly, you’re already wet and this is now incredibly amusing so figure it out. I’d have my fingers crossed that they slipped and fell in so their whole body could get soaked. Man, that type of incident would fill up my laugh tank for a solid 6 months.